O komputerowcach

Numero uno:

Q: Why did the Computer Engineer get X-mas and Halloween mixed up?
A: Because Oct(31) == Dec(25)!


Numero due:

Top 10 Reasons to Date a Computer Geek:

0000 You don't have to worry about X-girlfriends
0001 You know they'll be up all night long.
0010 They take virus protection seriously.
0011 They're just like a network, they often go down on you.
0100 They don't BYTE (but they do NIBBLE a little)
0101 They may just live up to their homepage.
0110 If it doesn't work out, you can always DUMP them.
0111 They can turn off interrupts for private moments.
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1001 There's never a NULL moment.